1.03.2008

My God the HUNGER!

Morning time! Joy! Occasionally, as he passed windows, Matthias saw the morning moons beaming into the castle. And for the first time, he realized how incredibly hungry he was.
That's the downside of being a cyborg, I suppose... your computer blocks out all the little nuisances until they become HORRIBLY painful or life threatening. Which, I'm sure Matthias could tell you firsthand, tends to suck.
He grabbed his stomach and nearly toppled over. "Jesus, I haven't eaten in two days!"
His arm had a special compartment that stored his "emergency candy", but since it was shut down, he would have to suffer through with the fact a pack of delicious... mouth watering... flavorful Twizzlers sat less than a foot away from him. DAMN HIS CYBERNETICALLY ENHANCED WAYS!
"Halt, in the name of Governor Larkin Shrike!"
Matthias turned around, his mind drifting from his starvation. His face crept into a smirk. More guards. Maybe they had snacks or someth-
He stopped dead... a dozen, maybe a few more guards stood abreast, brandishing their electrical staffs threateningly.
"Eeep."
"You have two choices, outlander! You may put down your weapons, remove your boots, and come with us peacefully, or we will take you to the dungeon by force."
Matthias looked around. No closets, no windows, nowhere to run... then he spotted Larkin.
An idea hatched in his mind... an INGENIUS idea.
He took off down the hall toward The Shrike (luckily, he was walking away from the little gathering). The guards followed Matthias, gaining on him more and more every second. When he finally caught Larkin, the cyborg threw his limp metallic arm over the governer's shoulders, drew a small switchblade from seemingly thin air, and held it to Larkin's throat.
"Stay back or I SWEAR TO GOD I'll kill hi-"
Larkin shot his left arm out, disarming his captor, then flipped him over.
"Take... THIS back to the dungeon. I'll deal with him later."
Matthias blinked several times, trying to grasp what the hell just happened.
He was dragged down to the dungeon and locked up AGAIN, but not before uttering "Well, shit."

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